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Post by ZandraJoi on May 24, 2020 20:29:18 GMT -5
THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION: After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health: 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than we do. 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than we do. 3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than we do. 4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than we do. 5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than we do. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills us!
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Post by Bob on Jul 5, 2020 18:47:54 GMT -5
The movie theatres are starting to crack down and searching people for outside food but I have a few Twix up my sleeve!
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Post by ZandraJoi on Jul 30, 2020 20:56:04 GMT -5
Some people thirst at fame & some thirst after wealth & power. But everybody thirsts after popcorn.- Unknown He starts a cider brewing company & says how do you like them apples?- Unknown
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Post by ZandraJoi on Nov 4, 2020 10:34:28 GMT -5
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?- George Carlin Never go into the water after a hearty meal. You'll never find it there.- Unknown Did you hear about the farmer who crossed a potato with a sponge? It wasn't especially good eating, but it sure held a lot of gravy.- Unknown
“I have petit fours to serve at tomorrow’s luncheon”, announced my friend. “That’s great, but there are five of us!”
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Post by ZandraJoi on May 8, 2021 20:14:04 GMT -5
Sign at a meat counter: “Choplifters will be prosecuted.”- Unknown Meat prices are so high that the cows are now milking the people.- Unknown
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Post by Bob on Aug 20, 2021 19:09:19 GMT -5
I was going to cook alligator for dinner but realized I only had a croc pot.
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Post by Bob on Aug 20, 2021 19:11:31 GMT -5
I visited a monastery and as I walked past the kitchen I saw a man making potato chips. I asked him, "Are you the Friar?". He replied, "No, I'm the chip Monk.".
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Post by Bob on Oct 24, 2021 17:53:21 GMT -5
I’ve been spouting the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s raisin awareness.
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Post by ZandraJoi on Oct 28, 2021 10:21:54 GMT -5
A water canteen is a thirst-aid kit.- Unknown Label on a carton of fish sent by postal service: If not delivered in ten days, never mind.- Unknown Did you hear of the woman who was such a good cook that she graduated with flying crullers?- Unknown
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Post by ZandraJoi on Mar 27, 2022 9:58:12 GMT -5
A man recovering form surgery felt hungry & asked his nurse for some food. She explained that his doctor’s orders called for a liquid diet, in other words, nothing you can’t see through. He thought for a moment, then said, “Okay! Then have them send me a doughnut.”- Unknown Drive-in restaurants are for people who want to curb their appetites.- Unknown His first milk store was such a success he opened a second dairy.- Unknown
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Post by scooter on Jun 19, 2022 1:30:10 GMT -5
Sign at a meat counter: “Choplifters will be prosecuted.”- UnknownMeat prices are so high that the cows are now milking the people.- Unknown Yeah, meat prices keep going up, too. The steaks have never been higher.
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Post by annie on Jul 21, 2022 10:25:41 GMT -5
Q: What do you call a sad coffee? A: Depresso.
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Post by ZandraJoi on Jul 16, 2023 9:42:35 GMT -5
When the waiter spilled a drink on himself, he said, “This one is on me.”- Unknown The vegetable never taken aboard a ship is a leek.- Unknown
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